- The Girls listen. They don't listen. I repeat myself 8 times.. I am yelling again..... Who is that yelling? When did I start to sound like that? Oh good god I sound like my Mom...... Sorry Mom!
- How do you deal with the constant struggle of being the Mom when you don't really have the title. My favorite is when I get "I want to go live with my Mom" yelled at me..... I guess it is much like being in a divorced situation...... Somedays Girls I would like to pack your little bags and send you to boarding school but I don't because I love you and deep down even though you drive me nuts I know I would miss you little buggers. Nate would not know how to function. He thinks the sun rises and sets on his Ari and his ZiZi.
- How do you deal with an 8 year old who is jealous that a baby has more toys and has blocks and she doesn't?
- How do you deal with a 7 year old who screams in pleasure because a BOY called her on the telephone?
- How do you deal with the same 7 year old who is so grown up sometimes and then she is sucking her thumb? I am going to record myself saying "Arianna Thumb."
- Oh yeah the same 7 year old who drove a snow mobile around the yard today like she had done it her whole life.
- How do you get anything done in a house with a one year old that every time you turn around he has crawled somewhere he shouldn't be? His favorites are in the dog food and where there is any sort of hint of a cord showing.....
- How do you deal with the children 5 min ago you were about to pack off to boarding school who just came in with huge apologies for what they had done wrong?
- How do you deal with getting a note from your 1 year olds daycare that it would be nice if he had Valentine's to pass out to his friends on V-day? Last I saw the only thing he did with Valentine's is try to eat them.
- Tomorrow is a new day. Tommorow is a new day. Oh god tomorrow is Valentine's day. Ugh... At least I will be working at home and don't have to deal with the commercialism of it...... While I eat the chocolate covered strawberries my husband got me....;)
- Thursday is Nate's bday and apparently I am supposed to send something in for his class. What do you mean the whole making cupcakes and sending them to class starts at 1? I thought I had til he is at least 5!
- Why is it February and football is over yet baseball has not begun?
- Pitchers and Catchers report tomorrow.
- Do you know how fun it is trying to spend all day catching up on work because I missed two days with the stomach bug from hell that literally had me seeing stars and yearning for the days when the only time I puked at least I was drunk and I didn't remember it?
- Did I mention I had a 7 year old, 8 year old and 1 year old visiting me in my office all day as I tried to catch up..... 4 hours of work actually took me 8 hours.....
Happy Valentine's Day to all! (Or as I called it in my single days Black Monday!)